I am a cosmos of disfunctionality
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georgetakei:

I’m going to need a lot of patience just to not hit my forehead so hard with my palm.
Source: That’s Messed Up - http://po.st/1df5Hk

georgetakei:

I’m going to need a lot of patience just to not hit my forehead so hard with my palm.

Source: That’s Messed Up - http://po.st/1df5Hk

(Source: cannabuzzed, via joyfulboi1979)

spenceromg:

why do homework when you could do me

(Source: spenceromg, via exubervnt)

yaesthetic:

rca-pwnage:

yaesthetic:

tell me im cute then fuck me

I will not. I will tell you that you are beautiful. Then i will take you to the park and we will have an amazing time and mabe stare into eachothers eyes and kiss for a while. Mabe we will take some time and stare at the clouds while we hold eachothers hands. And then whem it starts to get late, ill take you home and wish you good night as I kiss your forehead amd say, “I cant wait to see you tomorrow.”

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shouldnt:

We’ve officially reached that annoying time of year where it’s sweater weather in the morning, but by midday you die from a heatstroke.

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grammar problems but sooooooooo accurate 

grammar problems but sooooooooo accurate 

(Source: fashionistasrus, via chaoticcontradictions)

el-capi-tan:

blacksupervillain:

the police in a nutshell

when art imitates life

(Source: jasonnywithnochance, via rj4gui4r)

danpintilini:

flukeoffate:

gingahninjah:

sliced bread is the greatest thing since betty white

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thats crazy

danpintilini:

flukeoffate:

gingahninjah:

sliced bread is the greatest thing since betty white

Reblogging for that comment

thats crazy

(Source: blackwithmoreblack, via greetings)

swag-canada:

he’s the one they warn us about in math problems 

swag-canada:

he’s the one they warn us about in math problems 

(Source: meme-face1, via chaoticcontradictions)

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catsbeaversandducks:

10 Bleps That Prove a Cat is Cutest When Its Tongue is Out

The Blep: An adorable phenomenon that involves the protrusion of a cat’s cute pink tongue, often due to forgetfulness. 
Here we observe the blep in its many beautiful manifestations. [distractify]

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vvhitehouse:

awwww-cute:

Show off

THE LITTLE PAW SHOWING THROUGH THE BOWL IM WEAK

vvhitehouse:

awwww-cute:

Show off

THE LITTLE PAW SHOWING THROUGH THE BOWL IM WEAK

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